Okay before I start this "review" I will stat that this is an honest opinion of this game. So before people go nuts and say this isn't a review. I am going to say yes. I know. This is my opinion. Since people in the world don't know what that is. I'll explain.... You shut the hell up and read the article and it'll be clear. We good? Gooooood.
Okay let me start off saying yes... I am not a crazy fan of this series. You see people told me about the game and told me how good it was. How awesome it was. How it was some kind of holy god that the PS2 has produce. Blah, blah, blah aaaaand MEGA blah. Let me give you my honest opinion on DMC... I think it is ok. I don't think that the game deserved to be some mega hit like every one made it out to be. I feel that the hero is just nothing but a prick and honestly just a D-Bag that wears a red coat and died his hair white to be honest he is the first cosplayer before cosplaying was cool.... Which I know nothing about. I played the game finally and I liked at first.... then slowly, slooooowly began to hate it. I mean I found it at Entertainmart for 14 bucks and that is before I knew about the HD remix.... DAMN YOU CAPCOM! Anyways I played through the game and realized that it was a hack and slash adventure game. Which I liked for the first 5 minutes and realized that it got old real quick... I am a gamer that likes to play games that I can run through then go back and say yeah I can beat that in no time flat. But no my first big problem I have with this game or with any game is ranking how you did by the end of the level. I hate that shit. I really do. Capcom guys you don't have to rank everything. Some people just want to beat a game and NOT worry how long it took you to beat a level and if you are like me stubborn as hell and will not use Gamefaqs worth anything than you know that feeling of being stuck but being proud of yourself when you figure everything out on your own... Even if it took a day.... or a week.... Month. But still you make through on your own! Getting a D rank at best. I just couldn't give a damn about the ranks. But I pushed through the game and I feel like I don't get anywhere with it. This was a big example of you the gamer chugging away at a game and it doesn't feel like you've done anything the story in my opinion is lame as hell.
No pun intended. The game is hard which I am not going to complain about. Because Capcom looooooves screwing there fans over with that kind of stuff. What I am going to complain about is the lack of well everything in it! The controls are wonky and really not meant for a hack and slash game. They would work better for a survival horror game. Which if this game was a survival horror it would be a hell of allot more interesting.
No pun intended! I can't stand the music for the game it's like this is all the techno that you didn't want to hear from the 90's or any era! I don't like DMC. Just plan and simple. I will not complain about graphics because it's way past the time and to be honest most of them look decent while the others just look like crap. I really don't understand why people have ranted and raved how good this game is when it really isn't. The aspect I truly did like was that you could customize your charaters moves. Creating awesome chain attacks which you may... or may not get but it mainly falls into the may not catergory. Trying to chain together attacks are just near impossible unless you are crazy enough to learn how which once again I just don't have the time to do that. I want to play through a game once and be like well I like it. It kept me satisfied from beginning to end. I liked the music, the story, the gameplay, the hero and the controls for the game. For this game I really can't say any of that. I can't say I like anything about it. To be honest I haven't even finished the game. I am stuck on some boss battle with a demon knight guy who decided to show his face and everybody and there mother decided to ruin that for me and told me that was Vincent. Dante's brother that is in the other games... Thank guys.. Thanks. Will I stop playing the series because of this game. Probably but I am a crazy, stupid, lonely(hey girls! call me?) man that will do everything in my power to make it through this awful series... Yes Capcom.... I awesome man have decided to take on this challenge and beat all four of your crap games and the new reboot coming up to show you.... That.... I'll.... Damn.... They have me on this one... Oh! That I don't need known of your damn DLC content or stupidty. I will speed through this series so I can give these people the review need but they don't deserve! The sad thing is... I love the DMC anime more than I like the games and I will explain why in a later review but all in all with the characters D-Bag factors(and I mean that everyone in this game is made of giant doouuccche! Kinda like the Marvel Universe!) this game gets a 2.3 out 5. Why? Because it is a pain in the ass. You hardly get enemies to fight and when you have to fight the bosses you better hope to God that you bought some yellow orbs or allot of healths or have enough power in your Devil Trigger cause you will be fucked if you don't. This is yet another sad let down cause I saw that this game had allot of potential only to be blown back on it's ass by control issues, music and Dante. Yet again the funny thing is I like him soooo much in the anime but I can't stand his guts in the games. I just don't know why maybe because he reminds me of a bully I knew... That moved to Canada.... Wait... His name started with a D too.... What if they are the... Same person!
God I hate meme's but it seemed like the perfect time do one.
All in all I know is Capcom needs to do something better to keep my attention this is getting old and they just want to get money from us gamers we need to tell them that we are not going to buy into there cheap..... Wait Venom is going to be released for MVC 3.... BYE!
My god he even has a tan like a D-bag... Yep that is what his name is from now on.... D-bagion. I like that.
Rated 2.3 out of 5
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