Now this one I have heard rumors on why this movie was bad but I have no idea if they are true or not. It is said that Sam Rami wanted to have Vulture in the 3rd movie and wanted to save Venom for another time. But the people at Fox said that they wanted Venom A.S.A.P. Which Sam didn't want to do but reluctantly did anyways. So what I am understood from all of this is that Sam made this movie bad on purpose. Is that any excuse? No, not really. This movie held such high hopes after Spider-Man 2. So was I disappointed... YEAH! The plot was horrible the acting from the characters wasn't that strong and having this guy....
Really guys? You could have tried sooooo much better! This was a sad disappointment and made me want to just say
Another movie that made me say WHY for the comic book world....
I hate both of these movies with a living passion(Plus I hate the comics so it all evens out.) I can't tell you how much I do. There is nothing good about the movie. Now people will say... What about Jessica Alba? Since you are a guy and all she had to be hot to you right? NO!! That to be honest made the movie worse. I'm sorry but the woman can't act her way out of pre-school. I've never thought she was good even in Dark Angel. Plus I don't think she is that great looking she's cute and that's really all I can give her. They tried to make allot of there jokes about her body in not just the first movie but both movies! The actors personalities just didn't fit right with the characters that they were portraying on screen. Except Michael Chiklis I think he did really will playing The Thing. Which to be honest is my favorite charater from the FF group. This movie couldn't even be saved by Laurence Fishburne himself. Well his voice anyways... This movie once again should not have been made. I mean for crying out St. Peterburg! Look at this!
HE'S A GIANT F*CKING CLOUD! COME ON! I mean don't get me wrong it's pretty cool at first but then you remeember wait.... Isn't Galctucus supposed to look like this?
Did they just run out of money and say "F it people won't notice!" But we as comic book fanatics notcied and said NO!
Oh I haven't hit the pavement with this list of movies that I have put out so far! Trust me I could go on forever and ever! You know what I think... I shall!
Now let me put it like this I forgive it because it was without it's director Bryan Singer. Who at that time was working on Superman Returns(*Twitch*) but at the same time I can't forgive the lack of plot the incompetence of the writers and the over all feel of the story. Now Imagine this...
I don't know why but I felt like throwing that in there but back to my statement. (Probably because of MIB 3 and I just watched it while I was writing this.)
I think this movie was an absolute joke. I was sitting in the theater watching it and going they are going to put the real movie on right? Right? Nope that was it and what really made me throw my hands up in the air and yell "I AM SO DONE WITH THIS!" Was this memorable part...
That one line... That one line... THAT ONE LINE! IT MADE ME SCREAM!
As you can tell I am having way to much fun with this blog... But in all seriousness... I didn't like the movie at all and they are glad that the reboot saved there ass's because they would be sooooo S.O.L'd right now. Oh and it really didn't help with this movie either...
Ugh...
Now I know I am supposed to talk about what movies I am excited for but at the same time I want to clear the water... Of all bad things that make yell.. "WHY DO THEY EXIST?!"
WHY DO YOU EXIST!?! WHYYYYYYY?!! Even at a young age I knew something wasn't right about this movie. I don't know what happened! Batman Forever(A crappy batman movie but never the less better than this garbage) was just some freaking awesome than you have this...
This was just awful1! I mean don't get me wrong I love you Govantor(Still kinda iffy about you and your wife thing though) but this was kinda the beginning of the end for you really. Then what made this so much worse...
Yes ladies and gents the famed bat nipples... I can't tell you how much I hated this movie because of those nipples. I mean look don't get me wrong I understand that the movie is supposed to be corny like the Adam West Batman in the 60's to 70's but come on really? What was in your head when you decided to put that on the costume? Batman is supposed to be this hero of mysteriousness and brooding then this... Plus adding George Clooney doesn't help the case at all. He was my least favorite Batman. I mean I do have a list but I'll share that another time. The final blow to the nuts was this...
Yes the famous Bat Credit card... Which makes this card even more sick is this. Are you looking at it? Do you clearly see something on it? If not I'll tell you. It has the title from the previous movie Batman Forever clearly labeled on it. It's like really? You had to push your other crappy movie that actually was better than this one in it? COME ON~! Or the words of the Nostalgic Critic...
Thank you sir!
Now Schumacher has apologized repeatedly for his action but at the same time doesn't regret somethings. He has stated that if he were to do another Batman movie he would in fact put the Bat nipples back on the suit. Plus he claims that he would have made a movie like the Dark Knight but wasn't allowed too because of something with WB and blah, blah blah. You know what I have to say to that. I say that is a bold face lie and he should really rethink about his carreer. I've seen his other works and let me tell ya wasn't impressed. He did not only botch up one of the greatest icons in the DC universe he gave birth to other bad directors like Michael F-ing... Bay... He destroyed Batman until Nolan had to step in and save what little left of the Caped Crusader. This movie by far! Is one of the worse things I've ever seen. You Schumacher should be embarrassed and ashamed by your boast and go quietly die in a ditch. I couldn't believe what he did and for craps sake the rest of the world didn't either...
But in the darkness lies something goood...
And the Dawn is coming folks with movies like
SOOOOO EXCITED!
GIIIIIIDDDY!
We'll see where this goes...
Once again we'll see where this goes..
All in all we have been taken for some loops in Comic book movie history and trust me I would go on and on about the movies that I don't like but that would take awhile which I don't have... So with that I say... See you next summer! Well I'll still be doing my blog but you know in the theater and.... Nevermind!
Batman: This angers me...
Sonic: I have no clue what the Hell you are talking about!
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